Princess zelda ให้คุณใช้ดาบเจ้านายในคุกใต้ดินของเธอ

You have saved Hyrule and Zelda is so happy about it that she simply begs you to defeat Ganondorf between her legs. But, this Ganondorf is actually a demon of horniness which needs to be banished to another dimension, so you, Link, decide to use the weapon in your pants in order to do it.